Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice? A: He was a double-crosser! Q: What do you call a crazy chicken? A: A cuckoo cluck!
A: Because there were chicks on the other side. Q: What do chickens study in school? A: Eggonomics. Q: What do you call a smelly coward? A: A funky chicken! Q: What is a chickens favorite movie? A: Cluckwork Orange. A: Because it is an independent female flightless bird. Q: Why did the chewing gum cross the road? A: Because it was stuck to chickens bum. Q: What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way? A: She was tickled to death! Q: Why don't chickens like people?
A: They beat eggs! Q: Why did the rooster run away? A: He was chicken! Q: What do chickens grow on? A: Eggplants! Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? A: He heard the referee calling fowls Q: Why is it easy for chicks to talk? A: Because talk is cheep! Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide. Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with a telephone pole? A: a 10 foot cock that wants to touch someone.
Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck? A: A bird that lays down! Q: Why did the chicken go to Burger King? A: To see a chicken strip. Q: What happens when a hen eats gunpowder? A: She lays hand gren-eggs! Q: Why did the chicken cross the "net"? A: It wanted to get to the other site! Q: What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day? A: Hendurance. A: So he wouldn't get bocked in traffic. A: The farmer counted his chickens before they hatched.
Q: What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning? A: An alarm cluck! Q: Why did the chicken cross the road half way? A: He wanted to lay it on the line! Q: If the Rooster layed an Egg on a roof, witch way would the egg roll? A: Nowhere because roosters don't lay egg. Q: What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon? A: They go on peck-nics! Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and a four-leaf clover?
A: The Cluck o'the Irish! Q: What do chickens serve at birthday parties? A: Coop-cakes! Q: What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? A: An eggroll! Q: How do chickens bake a cake? A: From scratch! Q: Why did the chicken cross the road roll in mud and cross the road again? A: Because he was a dirty double crosser Q: What did the sick chicken say? A: "I have the people-pox! A: In a HEN-velope! A duck is standing next to a busy road, cars zooming past while he waits for a break in traffic.
Did you head about the chicken farmer who died under mysterious circumstances? A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a chicken running alongside his car. The man then noticed that the chicken had three legs. So, he followed the chicken down a road and ended up at a farm. He got out of his car and saw that all the chickens had three legs. An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with.
A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at the dealer for another hundred chickens because all the second lot had also died. How did the chicken with no legs cross the road? What do chickens grow on? What day do chickens hate the most? Why are chickens good at drumming?
What do you call it when a chicken lays an egg on the roof of a barn? Why did the chicken sit on the middle of the road? What do you get when you put a chicken in a concrete mixer? Why did the chicken cross the road? Did you hear about the chicken that only lays eggs in summer? What is the name of a chicken with lettuce stuck in its eye? Did you hear about the chicken police investigating a stolen egg from the coop? A friend asked me, "How do you raise chickens?
Why do chickens hate it in winter? Did you hear about the rooster who won the prize for the best bird? Why do chickens not like bossy roosters? What did the chicken say to her friend when they crossed the road?
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